Wife Catches Husband Cheating, So She Writes An Angry Letter To His Mistress

Hey, thanks for being my husband's mistress.
Our mystery woman, Melanie, starts the offensive with a Facebook post. Passive aggressive doesn't cover the amount of brutality she's dishing out in this post.

Sugar daddy? In your dreams, honey.
Good luck to the mistress in this situation, because she's going to get a washed up excuse for a human being. If she expected anything in terms of money, it just became a distant dream.

Those darn black holes. They always appear out of nowhere and suck up my closet.
This dashing (soon-to-be ex) husband apparently thought it would be a good idea to show off his cheat marks. Well, thanks to that bright display of intellect, he's now kicked to the curb. To top it off, a giant black hole apparently appeared in their house and just ate up all of his clothes. That's pretty inconvenient. First his wife and kids, then his clothing. Swift justice, if you ask me.

Looks like he'll be a "tweaker" in no time. Rest in peace to his visitation rights.
Ouch, probably not smart to call your alternative names when you know your marriage just went down the drain, nor is it a good idea to mention that you were at a "tweaker's" house.. This guy grabbed a shovel and dug his own grave. Poor choice of words, my friend. Oh, and good luck seeing your kids. You'll need it.

Did the damage extend into the brain as well?
Ah, the wrath of a woman is unparalleled. I'm seriously questioning whether this nerve damage affected his manhood only because he has clearly been making a chain of bad decisions. Tough luck (not really), fella.

Sorry ma'am, we don't accept returns.
There it is, the no returns policy. It's probably kicking in that he made the biggest mistake of his life, so this post just sweetens the deal. Melanie's confidence and bluntness is remarkable. She really knows how to make something sting.

Here comes the finisher!
Ah, the pièce de résistance. In one fell swoop, Melanie lays waste to both Jennifer (the mistress) and her ex-husband. It looks like they're both in for a world of hurt and, by the sounds of it, it's not going to be ending any time soon. Well played, Melanie. Well played.

Here comes the finisher!
Ah, the pièce de résistance. In one fell swoop, Melanie lays waste to both Jennifer (the mistress) and her ex-husband. It looks like they're both in for a world of hurt and, by the sounds of it, it's not going to be ending any time soon. Well played, Melanie. Well played.

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