People Who Are Already Crushing Halloween This Year

If you're anything like me, you end up realizing about two weeks before Halloween that you don't actually have any kind of Halloween plans.

I'm not about to make you feel any better, because below is a collection of people who are already showing off their Grade-A costume ideas. But hey, maybe you could steal one?

1. It's hard to come up with a good couples costume, but this one is definitely a winner.

Plus, you get to throw a little bit of not-so-lowkey shade at your partner. And isn't that really what being in a relationship is all about?

2. This is such a blend of adorable and hideous that my brain doesn't know what to do with it.

Clearly, a ton of work went into crocheting this masterpiece. But also, gyuhhhhh! One thing I can guarantee, though, is that no one else will have a costume like it come Halloween.

3. This definitely isn't the kind of costume that gets you a date to bring home at the end of the party, but it's still worth it.

Part alien, part Doctor Von Doom from Fantastic Four. It's absolutely going to turn heads, even if you can't turn your own.

4. There's a special kind of embarrassment that comes from finding out that your aesthetic is someone else's idea of a Halloween costume.

The face on the right should definitely give you an idea of what that feels like.

5. Oh sure, it's all fun and games...until some other kid, dressed up as an Ewok decides to crush you between two logs.

Even still, it'll be fun until that happens. Going door-to-door to trick or treat. Or more like Endor-to-Endor, amirite? No? No Star Wars fans in the audience?

6. Sometimes the costumes that seem like they took the least effort are the ones that stand out the most.

I also appreciate how much padding she decided to add to the booty area.

7. This person absolutely knows how to get down to business.

Seriously, though, me and every other 90's kid can smell this costume, with that awesome new Disney VHS-in-a-clamshell-case scent.

8. A costume so perfect that it's hard to focus...pocus.

We are absolutely at the time of year that every millennial remembers how much they love Hocus Pocus. It's the same time every year, and it happens about two weeks before we all start our annual argument about whether Nightmare Before Christmas is a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie.

9. Who doesn't love a costume that also lets you learn about history?

That being said, I don't think that Henry VIII actually did any beheading himself. I'd probably respect that a bit more, you know, if he took the Ned Stark approach.

10. As if this idea wasn't cute enough, look at this kid's waddle!

Then again, the parents look absolutely terrifying walking behind the kid. So yeah, this is 10/10 whichever approach you want to take with it.

11. Basically 80% of costumes these days.

And I am not complaining. I'm honestly just excited to get my Clippy fan fiction out into the world now that it has an audience.

12. If your Halloween costume doesn't get you pulled over, like, 15 times on your way home from your party, then, frankly, you're doing it wrong.

I've got to imagine there's a law against this, right? Even if it's not specific.

13. Why is this so perfect?

Hold on. Now that I'm looking at this picture more closely, this isn't for Halloween at all. It appears that this child is having an Office-themed birthday party.